a note to my driver, my nemesis

in my hands you become quite obnoxious
twisting this way and that
until my partner becomes quite nauseous
and barfs in his Tiger Woods hat


as big as you are, one would think that with ease
i could introduce you to a small dimpled ball
and you'd make the contact and instantly seize
opportunity, and answer the noble call

then you do it. with four hundred ten cc
you chunk, and skull, and you dink
then, hell-bent on making a fool out of me,
you send my brand new Nike into the drink!