a note to my driver, my nemesis
in my hands you become quite obnoxious twisting this way and that until my partner becomes quite nauseous and barfs in his Tiger Woods hat as big as you are, one would think that with ease i could introduce you to a small dimpled ball and you'd make the contact and instantly seize opportunity, and answer the noble call then you do it. with four hundred ten cc you chunk, and skull, and you dink then, hell-bent on making a fool out of me, you send my brand new Nike into the drink!